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Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -- even when you wish they were.

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.

How do you start your days? Good morning Lord or Good Lord, morning.

How far you go in life is determined by how tender you are with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with those striving, and tolerant with the weak and strong, because some day in life you will have been all of them.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Hugs are not measured by quantity; they are measured by quality.

Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.

Human things must be known to be loved: but Divine things must be loved to be known.

Hymns appropriate to the occasion. Dentist's Hymn -- "Crown Him with Many Crowns" TV Weatherman's Hymn -- "Showers of Blessing" Contractor's Hymn -- "The Church's One Foundation" Tailor's Hymn -- "Holy, Holy, Holy" Golfer's Hymn -- "There Is a Green Hill Far Away" Politician's Hymn -- "Standing on the Promises" IRS Hymn -- "All to Thee" Gossiper's Hymn -- "Pass it On" Electrician's Hymn -- "Send the Light" Shopper's Hymn -- "Sweet By and By" If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer" at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home" at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home" at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories".

If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.

If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.

If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.

If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.