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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.

If you can't say something nice, become a reporter.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks.

If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!

If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.

If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.

If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're speaking directly to them.

If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.

If you ever need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.

If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.

If you follow in others footsteps you will never leave yours behind.

If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift; If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!