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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.

If you your lips would keep from slips,Five things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,And how and when and where.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose.

I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.

It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.

It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old.

It is a poor workman who blames his tools.

It is a small world, but I wouldn't like to have to paint it.

It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.

It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!

It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.

It is hard to read a cartoon aloud.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.

It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be listened to, understood, and taken seriously.

It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it.

It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

It is not a war on drugs; it's a war on people.

It is not raining. The sky leaks.