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Marital problems? You don't need a new wife, you need a new life!

Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.

Materialism is buying things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people who don't matter.

Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy gifts.

May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.

May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.

Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth!

Methods are many,Principles are few.Methods change often,Principles never do.

Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

Money: a businessman earns it, an economist learns it, a banker turns it, a politician burns it, and a wise man spurns it.

Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.

Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.

Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread.

Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.

Money talks.I'll not deny.I heard it once.It said good-bye.

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

More doors are opened with "please" than with keys.