Over 40,000 Famous Quotes Sorted By Topic and Author

One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said.

Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?".

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Others may argue your beliefs, but they can't refuse your love.

Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.

Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50."From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?".

Outer agitation reveals inner instability.

Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?".

Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake.

Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing.

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.