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One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said.

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Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?".

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

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Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

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Others may argue your beliefs, but they can't refuse your love.

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Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.

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Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

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Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.

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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.

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Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50."From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?".

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Outer agitation reveals inner instability.

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Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?".

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Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake.

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Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.

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Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

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Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing.

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Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

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