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The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with that?".

The greatest actions of love often got unnoticed.

The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.

The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

The great lie of the news media: "I am the public".

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; They just make the best of everything that comes along their way.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The heart has reasons which reason does not understand.

The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic!

The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.

The Iron Rule: Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.

The key to happiness is not fixing your problems but changing your attitude towards your problems.

The last 7 words of a dying church: "We never did it like that before".

The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear," she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.".

The Lord loves a cheerful giver. He also accepts from a grouch.