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The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.Love isn't love till you give it away.

The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the love of that child.

The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Johnny quickly replied: "CBS, NBC, HBO and the Cartoon Network.".

The meaning of life is not a question to be answered, but an event to be experienced.

The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves.

The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices.

The mind can only stand what the butt can endure.

The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open!

The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store, but then discovered he didn't have any money with him. "I could invite you to hear me preach in return," he said jokingly to the clerk, "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cent sermons.""Perhaps," suggested the clerk, "I could come twice.".

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

The more I know the more I know I don't know.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application.

The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.

The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.

The older I get, the older old is.

The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he's using it. What is it?A coffin.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.