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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.

What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosy, and the other's nude and rosy.

What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.

What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency.

What really matters is what happens in us- not to us.

What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.

What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity.

What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning.

What we see is mainly what we look for.

What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.

What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it!

When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes, he was surprised to find only five people in the congregation. He said to the vicar "Did you tell the people I was coming?." The vicar replied "No, but Heaven help the person who did!".

When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength of an eagle, the grace of a swan, the gentleness of a dove, the friendliness of a sparrow, and the night hours of an owl. And when they catch that bird, they expect the pastor to live on the food of a canary.

When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Seeing her mother, the little girl ran to her, explaining happily, "All the way home, God's been taking my picture!".

When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 days a week.

When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only ask if you know half the answer.

When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way do you respond: "He's too big to hit" or like David, "He's to big to miss"?

Whenever an armed forces pilot is involved in an aircraft accident, he is required to make a statement of the cause. One young pilot summed up his mishap thus: "I believe the cause of the accident was administrative. I should never have graduated from flight school.".