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When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.

When God allows a burden to be put upon you, He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it.

When God closes a door He opens a window.

When God takes measure of a man.I've often heard it said.He always measures 'round the heart.But never 'round the head.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets.

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four.".

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied . . . "I remember.".

When no one is watching, live as if someone is.

When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well, and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet.

When satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.

When signing a contract, it helps to remember "the big-type gives, and the small-type takes away".

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

When someone says, "do you want my opinion"?- it's always a negative one.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

When the going still gets tough, the tough, pray.

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place. "It's terrific," he said. "I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.".

When there's a will, there's a way..when there's a won't, there isn't.

When there's nothing on TV, most people will watch it anyway.