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A retired husband is a wife's full time job.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT!

A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.

A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?" He answered: "Take up an offering. That does it every time.".

A rose can say I Love You. . . orchids can enthrall. . . but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. . . OH MY that says it all!

Art is work, to sell it is art.

A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

A sad Texan once prayed, "Lord, I wish you would make it rain - not so much for me, I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old.".

As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without.

As a rule, Man's a fool. When it's hot, He wants it cool. And when it's cool, He wants it hot, Always wanting What is not.

A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything.

A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.

A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.

A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.

A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't.

A sinning man will stop praying. A praying man will stop sinning.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.