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Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.

Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.

A smile is a curve that sets things straight.

A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away.

A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.

A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. (English Proverb.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea.

A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them.

A status symbol is a symbol, not status.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . . .It goes . . . no fun, send mon, your Son!Dad write back saying . . . so sad, too bad, your Dad!

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping.".

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter.".

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy."Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked."You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... ".

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill.".

A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly.

A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.