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I can not dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!

I close my eyes in order to see.

I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.

I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers.

I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them. One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me, "Would you eat this up, love?" Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb!Soon our benefactor returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?".

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.

I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow.

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

I don't need your attitude I have one of my own.

I don't understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do!

I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.