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If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere.

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

If wealth is lost nothing is lost.If health is lost something is lostIf character/reputation is lost everything is lost.

If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.

If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.

If we don't control our money, it will control us.

If we preach what we live....We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!

I had dreams and I've had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.

I have changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.

I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.

I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I just got lost in thought. . . . It was unfamiliar territory.