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Integrity is the cornerstone of trust.

Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can find their way home again. In life the same light burns. This light is fuelled with love, faith, and hope. And through lifes most fierce storms these three burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on.

In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had.

I once saw this sign on a diner wall: "I have an agreement with the bank: they don't fry hamburgers, and I don't cash checks.".

I only work to enjoy when I am not working.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off the bed, jumped in my light, all because you kissed me goodnight.

I rather lose a second in my life, than my life in a second.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I "had" any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

"Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?" "I don't know and I don't care".

Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better.

Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.

Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining.

Killing time murders opportunities.

Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can speak.

Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning. Wisdom is knowing what to do with it?

Last night I dreamed my life was done, and heaven's gates flung wide. And with kindly grace, an angel ushered me inside. And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean. Indignant words rose to my lips, but never were set free, On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me.