Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.

Promises are meant to be kept, for they are like precious pearls in an ocean, their value is high and quality genuine and true, and once they are made they can never be broken.

Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience.

Proverbs contain within one or two lines the lessons of lifetime.

Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.".

Put your creed in your deed.

Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.

Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch.Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water." Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?" Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water.".

Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.

Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go.".

Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television.

Television ruins more minds than drugs.

Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.

Telling the truth and making someone cry is just as bad as telling a lie and making someone smile!

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell. While others may go hungry, we've eaten very well. With home, health & happiness; I shouldn't want to fuss. By the stack of evidence. God's been very good to us.

That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.

That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

That which you cannot give away, you don't possess; it possesses you.