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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity.

Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.'.

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m sec sec.

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any level without leaving traces, bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.

That's the nature of researchyou don't know what in hell you're doing. -'Doc' Edgerton.

The secret of science is to ask the right question, and it is the choice of problem more than anything else that marks the man of genius in the scientific world.

There is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.