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Every new idea is an impossibility until it is born.

It doesn't matter how new an idea is: what matters is how new it becomes.

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

What is research, but a blind date with knowledge.

That thou seest, man, become too thou must; God, if thou seest God, dust, if thou seest dust.

However far modern science and techniques have fallen short of their inherent possibilities, they have taught mankind at least one lesson: Nothing is impossible.

Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.

I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake.

Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all across the country know about it.

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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

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Everything that can be invented, has been invented. - 1899.

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - The Quest for Certainty.

The dedicated physician is constantly striving for a balance between personal, human values, scientific realities and the inevitabilities of God's will.

The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.