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Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.

The computer is a moron.

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.