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To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.