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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.