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I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

The British tourist was asked what he thought of the Grand Canyon.. and wrote back 'gorge-ous'.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.