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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.

His purity was too great, his aspiration too high for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.