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To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.