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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

Woman was God's second mistake.

If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing. -Mary Frances Berry.

She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ! My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses!

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.

Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.

If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?