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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.