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Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.