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The mandate for equal opportunity doesn't dictate disregard for the differences in candidates' qualities and skills. There is no constitutional right to play ball. All there is a right to compete for it on equal terms.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in.

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, and joined in thy innocent glee.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.

Whatever they may be in public life, whatever their relations with men, in their relations with women, all men are rapists and that's all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, their codes.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

I believe that the testing of the student's achievements in order to see if he meets some criterion held by the teacher, is directly contrary to the implications of therapy for significant learning.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.