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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. -Edna O'Brien.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

There has to be positive action that allows the most disadvantaged people to get their fair share of job opportunities.

Equal opportunity is good, but special privilege is better.

She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.

The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me, What if a man tries to be part of the home -- will the woman let him? I answer yes. Because then he becomes one of the children.

Given the cultural barriers to intersex conversation, the amazing thing is that we would even expect women and men to have anything to say to each other for more than ten minutes at a stretch. The barriers are ancient -- perhaps rooted, as some paleontologist may soon discover, in the contrast between the occasional guttural utterances exchanged in male hunting bands and the extended discussions characteristic of female food-gathering groups.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.