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Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.