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Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing.

The more sinful and guilty a person tends to feel, the less chance there is that he will be a happy, healthy, or law-abiding citizen. He will become a compulsive wrong-doer.

In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Think, or be damned.

Genius is patience.

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

Never touch a butterfly's wing with your finger.

It's only words...unless they're true.

I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.

I am the emperor, and I want dumplings.

He who survives will see the outcome.

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

Where would we be without salt?