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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

I never apologize!

Life's to short for chess.

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

If I say to the moment: 'Stay now! You are so beautiful'!

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over.

Cowards can never be moral.

I wept as I remembered how often you and I had tired the sun with talking and sent him down the sky.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.

The Beatles exist apart from my Self. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or shirt that I once wore on occasion and until the end of my life people may see that shirt and mistake it for me.

And of course, the brain is not responsible for any of the sensations at all. The correct view is that the seat and source of sensation is the region of the heart. -Aristotle.

I said to Heart, 'How goes it?' Heart replied: 'Right as a Ribstone Pippin!'.