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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.