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If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.

They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.

What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?

The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.

Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe! .

Sleep is death without the consequence.

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.