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Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!

You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

Who dares, wins.

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.