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Men are accomplices to that which leaves them indifferent.

If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.

It takes one hour of preparation for each minute of presentation time.

I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.

I try to leave out the parts that people skip.

Discord occasions a momentary distress to the ear, which remains unsatisfied, and even uneasy, until it hears something better.

There are no permanent changes because change itself is permanent. It behooves the industrialist to research and the investor to be vigilant.

All television is children's television.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.

Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.

We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.

Love is a hole in the heart.

Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.

She unbent her mind afterwards - over a book.

In a purely technical sense, each species of higher organism is richer in information than a Caravaggio painting, Bach fugue, or any other great work of art.

Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing.

Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard.