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The film begins with the title card from an Old Arabian Proverb: And the Prophet said, 'And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day, it was as one dead.'

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, you can be had.'

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change your perspective of your day and your life. If you can learn to focus on what you have, you will always see that the universe is abundant; you will have more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never have enough.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.