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The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have lost what the meaning of what being a man is all about.

The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

In the mythic schema of all relations between men and women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.